arXiv:2610.32955v3 Announce Type: replace Abstract: Personal email agents decide, for every message, its type and urgency and whether to draft a reply, create a task or ignore it. In production these decisions are delegated to a generative LLM or to rules, and their error rate is rarely measured: the stored labels were written by the system itself. We describe Foyer, a self-hosted personal inbox agent, and a measurement protocol -- stratified sampling, frozen snapshots, thread-grouped splits, secret redaction, human labels in the review loop -- that produces ground truth before any training. On 231 emails in Italian and English we compare eleven systems: the production rules, a TF-IDF + logistic-regression baseline, local and hosted typed decision models (Tev1, Nimble, Jeva, Jev) and generative LLMs (Qwen2.5, Gemma 4). Four results. The production rules for message type score 28% against a 57% majority class. With about two hundred labels a logistic regression has the highest accuracy on every field (type 0.79, urgency 0.74, needs-reply 0.83, is-noise 0.90) at a latency three orders of magnitude lower, though it never predicts the two rarest types; the best zero-shot system reaches 0.74 on type. The sender's relationship to the owner is recovered from other emails of the same contact with 98.6% accuracy on the 63% of emails whose sender was seen before: it belongs in the contact graph, not in the prompt. Per-email accuracy is not the product metric: composed into actions, the baseline ignores 18% of the emails that needed a reply or a task, against 4% for the best generative model; a cost-chosen threshold cuts that to 6% and makes the classifier the cheapest system at every price. An adversarial third round (722 emails) with eleven pre-registered hypotheses confirms seven and refutes four. Two blind annotators agree with the reference at kappa 0.81 and 0.86 on type. We release the protocol and the harness; the emails stay private.